He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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