he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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