does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Randomize
