at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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