My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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