only if we run a train.
done.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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