Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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