That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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