just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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