Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
So squirting runs in the family.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
