i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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