It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
This house was built for laser tag.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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