David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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