through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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