I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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