I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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