I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
