just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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