it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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