Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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