I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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