please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
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Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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