For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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