FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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