David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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