My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
