I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I think a kid would responsible me up
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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