Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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