Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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