I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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