try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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