real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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