census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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