dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
What a dumb baby whore.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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