That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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