Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
