O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
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Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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