they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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