morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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