i may or may not be watching the land before time
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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