I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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