woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
