3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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