Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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