Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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