i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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