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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms

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  Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way

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• (949): View more from California

  either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion

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• (516): View more from New York

  everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.

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• (831): View more from California

  It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night

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• (754): View more from Florida

  you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....

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• (510): View more from California

  She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen

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  summertime

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• (813): View more from Florida

  He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  did i just pee glitter

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