Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.

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(647): View more from Ontario

there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.

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(760): View more from California

if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions

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