you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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