im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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