i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize