I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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