question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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