my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
