im about as happy as oj after his trial
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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