And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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