Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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