I'm drive I can fine osifer
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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