She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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