I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
When are your genitals available?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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