oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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